dont ask why his mom looks so young just go with it that was my motto while making dis

i mean if there's a movie with Gwyneth Paltrow and Hope Davis why not make an AU where she's alive i mean.......

and she's so tired of tony and pepper's shit tbh. in this au maria, rhodey and happy have an actual group chat to complain about pepper and tony's shit is2g

this is before he goes to Afghanistan but their convo is abt maria shipping them instead of bday gifts (she was like "dafuq son don't tell me u actually forgot her bday again didn't i raise u right"

haha ok so that scene is the reason why i wanted to gif this in the first place i mean..........P A I N...........good pain......i couldn't resist it i'm sorry i........

i told u they're so Tired and like..... #relatable

*lmao i knew it* *will they let me plan the wedding* *thinks about grandchildren* *tries to be chill* *fails miserably*

and thats how iron man ends in this verse dont ask about the future all i know is that it's most likely going to be way happier and fluffier than canon. fuck cANon anyway.